Ahoy, me Hearties! Aye, another crowns sale right in front of me eyes! Buy 60,000 crowns fer only $60! If me can do th' math right, it's 1,000 crowns/$1! Me think it is right. This sale be over in one week... Wait, no! It's a bit more than one week.
Ye, there surprises! It could be just around th' corner! Surprises includes in-game and in stores! Cough cough new bundles maybe eh?!